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[winterlive]

setissma:	now I'm making you write this.
	and by making
	I mean
	bribing by sharing my cookies
	*bribes*
me:	i was going to say "begging like a whore", but i will also accept cookies!
setissma:	do whores typically beg a lot?
	I suppose if you pay them to.
me:	y'know, i wondered that even as i was typing it
	i bet they are paid to beg considerably more than the average person begs, yes
	i will go out on that limb

max tagged me to do this meme and so i shall do:

Name 6 fandoms without peeking at the questions under the LJ cut, then fire away, baby!

1. Supernatural
2. Smallville
3. Queer as Folk
4. Dexter
5. Battlestar Galactica
6. Stargate: Atlantis

1. Who is your favourite character from #2 (Smallville)?
i don't think it will come as a huge shock to anybody that my answer to this is luthor, luthor, lex beautiful bald headed brilliant brainy bonkers lex fucking luthor.

2. Who is your least favourite character from #4 (Dexter)?
after a great deal of thought (like, the polar opposite of the amount of time it took to formulate the previous question's answer) i have to say that my least favourite character is paul, rita's abusive ex husband. now, this is not b/c he is in any way a badly drawn character - he is perfect, for what he is. i just hate what he is.

3. What would a crossover between #1 (Supernatural) and #5 (Battlestar Galactica) include?
starbuck and dean drinking their FACES off. a stupid macho pissing contest between lee and dean, and sam and helo having to break it up. chief promising sam that it does get better, sam getting to hold the baby. dean desperately trying not to ask sharin if she requires lubrication, sam desperately trying to do the same but for different reasons. dean leaning over to sam after president laura has left the room and saying, "she can be MY president," and sam elbowing him in the stomach, and laura catching it out of the corner of her ear and smiling to herself the way a woman does when she's caught the eye of a hot young thing and now feels pretty awesome about herself. and above all, both boys saying the phrase "yes, sir" to papa adama and getting warm claps on the shoulder (*DANNY MELT*).

4. Who is your favourite ship from #6 (Stargate: Atlantis)?
HAHAHA that's funny given the show. but okay, in all seriousness, the one that gets me pink in the cheeks - DO NOT KILL ME - is john/teyla. there are reasons, but if i go into it, i will be lynched, i know this.

5. If you were to set one person from #3 (Queer as Folk) and one person from #6 (Stargate: Atlantis) on a blind date, who would they be?
brian and ronon. HOT FACTOR: ELEVENTYBILLION.

6. If you could meet one person from #4 (Dexter) and spend the day with them, who would it be, and what would you do?
hello, dexter morgan! it is nice to meet you, i have heard all about you. i know you are a serial killer and i think you are a super person. SUPER. and i am not a serial killer at all, i'm actually a secretary for a living. wanna go get some pulled pork sandwiches? my treat!

7. If you could change one thing about #2 (Smallville)'s plot line, what would you change?
ha. hah. hahahahahahAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA OMG. erase the existence of lana lang somewhere in season 2. give chloe a sense of self-respect. make oliver queen a regular character. more flash. BATMAN, for the love of god. and for clark, i give the gift of an ounce of sense.

8. Explain a relationship between two people (not necessarily romantic) from show #5 (Battlestar Galactica), and why you like the relationship between them.
papadama and prez laura. my god, how i adore the two of them. it's totally romantic, in precisely the way that romantic does not necessarily mean sexyfaced. those two LOVE each other, and it's not complicated. they're friends, they're honest, they're just so perfect with each other. they butt heads and then come back to solve things, they're their own individual people and yet they're so in touch with each other. SIGH. LOVE.

9. If the lead title characters (first name in the credits) from #1 (Supernatural) and #3 (Queer as Folk) were both drowning, and you could only save one, who would it be?
brian. if dean was drowning, sam would save him, every time. sam would find a way to save him. but people don't risk their asses for saint kinney, which is a horrible travesty against justice. i would save brian. ilu brian.

10. If you could change the title characters' order in the credits for #4 (Dexter), what order would you choose?
the way they are now. dex dex dexxxxx, michael hall MAKES that show.

11. If you were able to add a new character, any kind of character you wanted, to the storyline for #6 (Stargate: Atlantis), what would the character be like, and what would their role be?
after this many seasons, i would add either a member of the ancient race that had little or limited memory of what came before, or just a random human from earth. if there's one thing i don't think they've explored enough with SGA, it's the ancients' culture, art, something other than science and weapons systems. there's all kinds of potential for things to go crazy wrong with all that deranged technology so long as somebody's curious enough to investigate, and either of those two people would definitely be curious. and when they get that way, like, the team gets to showcase how used to atlantis they've become, all the little tips and tricks of dealing with a sentient living environment. mor flying city!

12. What happens in your favourite episode of show #2 (Smallville)?
asylum. lex is locked up and clark makes the decision to come save him, full on display of powers and everything. and lex is so happy. for those few seconds that they look at each other and lex KNOWS, and clark just TOLD him, TRUSTED him, god damn the consequenses, those are my favorite seconds of smallville ever. b/c they come and they hit clark and they take him away and lex is literally clawing across the floor to get clark back, and. just. god.

13. If you could kill off one of the characters in #1 (Supernatural), who would it be and how would you do it?
gordon. ignobly. i hate that guy.

14. If you got the chance to visit the set for either show #3 (Queer as Folk) or show #5 (Battlestar Galactica), which would you choose?
ahahahahah queer as folk. obviously. let's see, hmm, shall we visit the set where they have fake spaceships, or the one where they have scantily dressed hot men who make out with each other? LET'S THINK.

15. If you could date anyone from any of these shows, which show and which person?
oh, gosh. sam? lex? dexter? anders? maybe teyla. she's hot.



and finally, i have rediscovered last.fm. i am me there, winterlive, and you should all come friend me so i can compare myself to you, musically. this is the best toy ever. <3

whew! big update! but i'm not dead, how bout that?

Comments

[tittakv.livejournal.com]

If you were to set one person from #3 (Queer as Folk) and one person from #6 (Stargate: Atlantis) on a blind date, who would they be?
brian and ronon.

I think you just fried my brain! I was supposed to get stuff done today, too, but now I just wanna get back to bed. You're so dangerous to be around, babe!

[winterlive.livejournal.com]

do you think they'd even have to talk? no. i bet not. i bet they'd just look at each other and stand up and walk away. and ted and emmett and michael would have to roll their eyes and explain to john and rodney and teyla what was going on.

[tittakv.livejournal.com]

And I would love to see the SGA team's reactions! *g* And then I think Emmett would flutter his eyes at John, and Rodney would get all growly and Ted would step up to defend Em's honor, and... All through this, Teyla would smile a lot, but very demurely.

[missbucklebury.livejournal.com]

3. What would a crossover between #1 (Supernatural) and #5 (Battlestar Galactica) include?
starbuck and dean drinking their FACES off. a stupid macho pissing contest between lee and dean, and sam and helo having to break it up. chief promising sam that it does get better, sam getting to hold the baby. dean desperately trying not to ask sharin if she requires lubrication, sam desperately trying to do the same but for different reasons. dean leaning over to sam after president laura has left the room and saying, "she can be MY president," and sam elbowing him in the stomach, and laura catching it out of the corner of her ear and smiling to herself the way a woman does when she's caught the eye of a hot young thing and now feels pretty awesome about herself. and above all, both boys saying the phrase "yes, sir" to papa adama and getting warm claps on the shoulder (*DANNY MELT*).

Who's writing this??? Seriously?? I need to read that story *nods*

[winterlive.livejournal.com]

and they would both share my total and complete disdain for baltar b/c this is my world and i can make the rules omg.

[missbucklebury.livejournal.com]

\o/ perfect, absolutely perfect!

[robanybody.livejournal.com]

john/teyla

And this is why you are AWESOME. I am going to spend the whole day thinking about that pairing now. :D

And I do not watch BSG, but I would love to see Starbuck and Dean in a drinking contest. ♥

[winterlive.livejournal.com]

there was this one time that john got bitten by the irratus bug, and he was going all primal wild man, and he and teyla were fighting, and. and. um. *x legs*

wrt starbuck and dean, i think it would be less a drinking contest and more passing the bottle back and forth while playing one-up. i once shot a DEMON in the HEART. oh yeah, well, i once climbed up in a busted ass alien spaceship and steered it home with my FEET. and then falling down giggling.

[robanybody.livejournal.com]

Um, hi, really pink in the face right now, yis. I like it.

Ahahahahah! I want to read that story.

[robanybody.livejournal.com]

*paw* Are you available for Skyping, habibi? I has need to hear your voice.

[winterlive.livejournal.com]

i regret i was away! maybe sunday? mew. *paw*

[robanybody.livejournal.com]

I will be here! *kiss*

[setissma.livejournal.com]

So despite being a failure on the IM front, I should be around this afternoon. *laughs*

[winterlive.livejournal.com]

you are excellent! let nobody tell you different! :D

[crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com]

brian. if dean was drowning, sam would save him, every time. sam would find a way to save him. but people don't risk their asses for saint kinney, which is a horrible travesty against justice. I heart you.

[winterlive.livejournal.com]

WELL HE IS A SAINT.

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