Mustard: There is only one admitted killer here, and it is not me; it is *her*! White: I've admitted nothing. Mustard: How many husbands have you had? White: Mine, or other womens'? Mustard: Yours. White: Five. Mustard: FIVE?! White: Just the five. Husbands should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable.
Wadsworth: Your first husband also disappeared! White: But that was his job. He was an illusionist. Wadsworth: But he never *re*appeared! White: He wasn't a very *good* illusionist...
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Date: 2006-05-15 06:25 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-05-15 06:28 am (UTC)Mustard: There is only one admitted killer here, and it is not me; it is *her*!
White: I've admitted nothing.
Mustard: How many husbands have you had?
White: Mine, or other womens'?
Mustard: Yours.
White: Five.
Mustard: FIVE?!
White: Just the five. Husbands should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable.
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Date: 2006-05-15 06:31 am (UTC)white: flies are where men are most vulnerable!
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Date: 2006-05-15 06:41 am (UTC)White: But that was his job. He was an illusionist.
Wadsworth: But he never *re*appeared!
White: He wasn't a very *good* illusionist...