winterlive | Dear Orlando Bloom

Please find a photographer soon who can make you look interesting. You are stunningly beautiful and can be photographed from almost any angle while still looking good, so this should not be as hard as it seems. In candid shots, you are almost always energetic and bright-eyed, but once you get into the studio, something inside of you dies a little. Please to be stopping that.

Also, your incredibly long, lithe (beautiful glarrrrgh) body is very hard to crop. You can't do anything about that, but it's very frustrating. FYI.

Love,
Winter.