winterlive | Men In My Life meme

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Pay very close attention to mannerisms and speech patterns. Because I'm a nerd. Seth Green

Take him to a decent goddamn photographer. Jonathan M. Woodward
ETA: Not that this isn't a good picture (look at the arms! and the HANDS! *flail*), it's just that it's from a con, and it clearly takes FEN in INADEQUATE LIGHT to get any kind of reasonable likeness at all. Where he's not mugging and being a nut. Crazy Reverend Jon.

Prank Angel. Repeatedly. Spike
ETA: And, well, then, obviously, we fuck like rabbits. But the pranking thing, for sure.

Not experience silence for more than two seconds at a stretch, unless we were eating. Xander Harris
ETA: And, well, then, obviously, we fuck like rabbits. But the talking thing, for sure.

Beg him to tell me how he met Wilson. Dr. Gregory House

Stay respectfully the hell out of his way. I'm a little afraid of him. Unless I had to hire someone to advertise for my multi-billion dollar company. Saint Brian of Babylon

Mock everybody. Dr. Perry Cox

Get him drunk, play him some decent music and give him some porn. Y'know... culture. Tom Felton
ETA: *changes picture* God, Tom, you're fucking killing me... *facepalm*

Talk fandom, ie: his favorites. Because you know he has them. Jon Stewart

Listen to him talk. About anything. For hours. Ewan MacGregor

There are also things I'd do with Francisco d'Anconia and Switters and Depp and David Boreanaz and Elijah Wood and a bunch of people, but I'm on a time limit here. Maybe later. *G*