Meme!

[winterlive]

From nashmaveric, who gets ten points for entertaining me whilst I am at work.

List ten fictional characters you want to have sex with and then tag five people. Any media (movies, books, video games, etc). And remember, this isn't what actor do I think is hot and wanna bang. It's about the character.

In no particular order:

1. Spike, circa the middle of Angel, season 5.  I would do anything for him at all.  Been through the ringer, come out with his true colors shining on the other side.  My hero, my champion.  I still love you, Spike, though my interests may have broadened.  *kisses, sends Xander*
2. stoney321's Ewan MacGregor.  I know it's not about actors, but this is about the man she's made: funny, snarky, ballsy and hot as all fucking get out.  I wouldn't stand a chance though - his heart belongs to his wife, even if he does have this sort of thing with Hayden Christianson.
3. Severus Snape.  Alan Rickman makes him what he is, but that intensity... just... murr.  And I swear I almost squealed in the theatre when Lupin turned into the wolf and Snape flung his arms around three children he despised because he is, in his heart of hearts, a hero.  *melt*
4. sweptawaybayou's David Boreanaz.  OMG so dark and manipulative and demanding and in control and *flail*...
5. Captain Jack Sparrow.  Do I seriously have to explain myself here?
6. Haldir, the elven general from Lord of the Rings.  In a fucking heartbeat.  Hero.  I had to look him up, and I'm sensing a trend here.
7. Belgarath, from David Eddings' series.  I have thousands of years where Poledra isn't around, shuddup.  Why?  Because he's wise, snarky, cunning and a huge, huge sinner.  And he has a heart bigger than any God's.  And because he worked like a fucking dog for the good of the world and never expected a thing.  Hero.
8. Lestat.  The Brat Prince, an original in every sense.  Yeah, he's a little poofy, but though he is ultimately morally ambiguous, he does what he thinks is right.  Ergo? Hero. Con: he might kill me.
9. Will Hunting.  I have only cried once in any movie theatre ever.  And I've seen Serenity.
10. Hannibal Lecter or Angelus.  I can't decide.  Dude, seriously.  I cannot explain.  But they're hot, and in exactly the same way.

Snow, Stoney, Lum, Kitten and gingerpig, because it's her birfday.  You're up!

Comments

[valancymay.livejournal.com]

In the last several years, almost all the sex dreams I've had have involved Spike and/or Angel. (And yes, I do mean and/or) I love my subconscious.

Colonel Brandon, Sense and Sensibility
Mr. Darcy, Pride and Prejudice
Blane, Pretty in Pink
Jack Manfred, Croupier
Petra, When Night is Falling
Christopher, the Gilmore Girls
Remington Steele, Remington Steele
Shane, the L Word

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

AHH!! You have two of mine, and I got the names wrong. You win. I ar stoopid.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Fictional?

1) Spike from Gone.
2) Angel from any ep in S1 or 2
3) Pieter from Girl With A Pearl Earring
4) Visilli (Jude Law) from Enemy at the Gates
5) Vince Vaughn's character in Swingers
6) Captain yadda yadda (Alan Rickman) from Sense and Sensibility
7) Whozewhatitsname (Colin Firth) in Bridget Jones' Diary
8) Renton (Ewan McGregor) from Trainspotting
9) Crazy!Feral Connor in any ep he's in.
10) Ron Weasley, because I ultimately love sweet, goofy, unsure boys that I can educate in the ways of love live happily ever after and he has really pretty full lips and lush hair.

I could keep going. I'm a total fantasy whore. Mmmm.

And because I know you are going to ask, I don't want to fuck any of Hayden's characters. I want to fuck HIM. While Ewan watches and gets upset.

[winterlive.livejournal.com]

Stoney, big pile of no fair. You must say WHY! Honestly, how am I supposed to write your bulletproof kink story when I don't know how they operate?!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Oh, whoops!

1) this shouldn't need explanation. The naked grinding on ONE HAND. Fuuuuuuuhck.
2) Because he was young (looking) and passionate and geedy and needy and hot. And the whole stalker thing but she doesn't care and kinda likes it works for me. Mmmm.
3) Goddamn. Blue, blue eyes. Stalwart and true and hard working and strong hands that have seen many hard days' work and dedicated and dumb and pretty.
4) See above. Chapter 15 on the DVD. Tender and needy and caring and fuck me. That moment HURTS my heart with its passion.
5) Because he's cocky and full of himself but secretly unsure and likes women of all kinds and fun. And tall and lanky.
6) Stalwart and true and devoted and strong and stoic. Mmmm. I married this man, by the way. :-D
7) I married this guy, too. Smart assed and smart and a good man and yummy and stoic.
8) FUCK ME. I dated this guy. he broke my heart a lot. But he was so pretty, had so much potential, and showed me things I had only read about... And was a fucking awesome lay but couldn't get his shit together but would straighten up long enough to suck me back in... GAH!
9) Because he'd be unsure but devoted in the sack. Willing to let me show him... things. And then be my devoted little puppy while I fucked #8 behind his back. Heee!
10) Because of why I mentioned above. But I'd try and do his twin brothers before hand, and it would be our little secret.

I AM SO BROKEN INSIDE!!!

[winterlive.livejournal.com]

OMG BUT I LOVE YOU! *cling* You are fabulous.

[tx-cronopio.livejournal.com]

Oh, boy...only ten? Books, too? Lemme think.

Again, in no particular order:

1. Rupert Giles, because he has the-badboy-under-tweed thing going on, and besides, librarians are HOT.

2. Lenny Briscoe from Law and Order, RIP, because he has the reformed cynical badboy thing going on. You may be picking up a pattern.

3. Pretty much any character from Georgette Heyer's Regency Novels, but if I have to pick one, it'd be Dameral from Venetia...see why under #2 above, add liberal dose of guilt.

4. C. K. Dexter Haven from The Philadelphia Story. Brave and true with a marvelous sense of humor.

5. I don't remember this character's name, and oh my this dates me... the young blind man played by Edward Allen in Butterflies are Free. Because he was HOT and he did the strength under vulnerability thing so well. Too bad he went on to play mostly schmucks, with the notable exception of his hotness in 40 Carats.

6. Aragorn. Need you ask why?

7. Howard Banister in What's Up Doc. Nerd-hiding hotness, mmm, my favorite flavor.

8. And not any more, but as a nod to my past...Spock. Because he was smart, emotionally unavailable and secretly tortured. *note to younger self: not a good model to seek in real life*

9. Horacio Oliveira in an Argentine novel called Hopscotch. Mouthy, self-absorbed, and secretly tortured.

10. Sayid! In Lost. Cuz he's so pretty.

[winterlive.livejournal.com]

Hee, Spock! Yay! Stoney loves you now, JUST LIKE ME! *glomp*

[nashmaveric.livejournal.com]

Glad to be of service ::grin::