the race is not for the swift

kris/adam, NC-17, ~52,000 words. post-apocalyptic futurefic. explicit violence, disturbing imagery.

written for the queenbitchfest challenge, wherein authors choose a song from david bowie's ouevre to inspire a fiction. technically this song is inspired by diamond dogs from the album of the same name, although i took quite a bit of liberty with the rest of the songs on the album as well. if you look closely, the plot of the story in many ways mirrors the plot of the album, and several key lines are direct lifts from the lyrics.

endless thanks go to traveller, yeats and jamesinboots. you know what for, and you are invaluable. happy birthday, bee.

thanks also go to setissma for the kickin beta. <333

( Future Legend )

eta: omg art! click here for a movie poster by katekat1010!

eta II: omg trailer! click here for a full theatrical trailer by elandrialore!

sweet mother of god.



i. uh. the.

american idol rpf, adam/kris, NC-17, AU. for my most glorious (and anonymous) donor at the donorschoose.org charity challenge. i hope this does her prompt justice. many thanks are owed to traveller, without whose mighty editing powers this item would never have come to be.

important disclaimer: none of this is true, i don't know anybody named herein, for fun and not profit.
warning/trigger stuff: violence.

( all these things that i've done )

i have been purchased for a princely sum! and the money is going to help these kids learn to dance.

man, there are times that me and fandom have a bit of contretemps, you know? we butt heads a bit. but in the end i'm with fandom forever because only with fandom can you be part of something like this. like, lots of people contribute to this charity, but only fandom raised over a hundred thousand dollars in less than a month.

god damn, i love you bitches.

yeats and zoniduck, where yat. 200 words apiece.

american idol rpf, adam/brad, NC-17, set around 2006 or so, do not even judge me. for the ai_kinkmeme prompt: here, and for lah who loves them.

important disclaimer: none of this is true, i don't know anybody named herein, for fun and not profit.

( nomenclature )

omg you guys, okay. this story starts with adam lambert but is actually about me being a big girl.

a couple of days ago, adam put a link up on his twitter to a friend's new music video. naturally, said video got like thirty thousand views and the EP rose into the itunes top 10 electronic the next day. so then, that done, said friend posted a video of himself doing an acoustic song with a guitar to his youtube account (which he's in the habit of doing), and he prefaced it with a little discussion about what his life had been like the last couple days. here is a link if you wish to watch it for yourself, but let me tell you the best part.

one of his new fans (three months ago he had no fans) is a mom, and wrote him asking for advice: her 10 year old son recently asked when he would know if he wanted to marry a man.

that kid gets to ask that question, and his mom gets to go to the right kind of person for advice. ...i'm all tearing up here, people. mock if you will. *flap* *hand over mouth*

nutrek RPF/american idol RPF, zachary quinto/adam lambert, NC-17, for cliche_bingo. ~9700 words. much thanks to jamesinboots and seperis. I WISH I HAD SOME EXCUSE FOR THIS.

( center square: crossover fusion )

some of you are AI8 fans, right? glambert being the sparkly and fabulous creature he is? you should read house of the living, which is the final 10 tour dropped in the middle of a zombie movie.

it's not an AU. adam is amazing. astolat is a genius. go go!