[ oh god ]

i am downloading princess diaries 2. because it has chris pine in it. is this some kind of sickness? do i need quinine? no, wait, that's what got me into this in the first place.

AUGH.

not enough of you people are on board this train with me. i may have to do a pine/quinto primer.

[ why'd you lie ]

word of advice, people: moderate your chris pine intake. i have a sugar-related tummyache and i know who to blame. *hold*

speaking of himself, i promised you all some quinine. i know it's malaria season out there. here's the first part of a concoction to cure what ails you.

( ladies, meet chris pine. )