[ my dear, look what you've done ]

urgh, late in to work today. why can i not have teleportation as a superpower, HMM? i ask you that. it looks pretty good, nevertheless, that i'll be here at the new job for a fair while. this pleases danny, because mmm, money. i like money. it's TASTY.

i'm trying to be enthusiastic in the face of today, but it's hard. i mean, jensen's birthday was yesterday, and supposed-to-be-spn-night was yesterday. it's kind of. blah. as a day.

you wanna do something fun? let's play. cliff marry shag, or, like. ooh, hangman! comment if you have time and we'll find something. <333

and god save the king.

[ well okay then ]

dude. bitch that you're bored and the world will evidently provide: apparently there's this big THING.

( hmm. )

so this is the best solution i have. i've looked, i can't find what i like, so i ask. whaddaya got, fandom? bring it on. :)

my name is danny and this is my personals ad.

( reader seeks like-minded )

annnnd go!

also, this solves my boredom problem rather neatly.