Most wonderful time of the year

It is past midnight. Joliet is here, and he brought me ungodly good gingerbread cookies and Shaun of the Dead and the best of Johnny Cash, and he's making me apple pie.

My mommy gave me booze and cash for Christmas, plus some kickin hair thingies.

I sincerely hope that you are all as happy as I am at this very moment. Hearts, love and sugar to you and your loved ones. <3

Jenny Was A Friend Of Mine, by the Killers, sounds a lot funnier when you are me. *twirl*