winterlive | May. 29th, 2005

I remind you all that it is, in fact, complete, and we're posting, like, every day or so. Go forth and be pr0ned!

In other news, I just got back from Nate & Amanda's wedding. I had the distinct impression that people stayed way longer than they wanted to. The DJ was kind of ass. But everything else is good news - the groomsman did a striptease on the dance floor, the best man let me smoke some of his celebratory cigar, my friends were in fine form and the food was good. Also, Amanda's cousin is a hotass who seriously, seriously reminded me of this porn star (surprisingly enough, not worksafe), and I saw him both lick the corner of his mouth and dance to YMCA like a hip-swingin gay boy. It was goodness.

When I got home, I discovered that Roomie's dog had eaten half a box of chocolate chip cookies. MY chocolate chip cookies. GRR! ARGH!! *fume* And he STILL hasn't gotten milk! I gave him money! He said he'd have it yesterday! I WILL SMITE HIM!