Epic Pr0n, Part 2

[winterlive]

Read me, for I am the hotness.

I remind you all that it is, in fact, complete, and we're posting, like, every day or so.  Go forth and be pr0ned!

In other news, I just got back from Nate & Amanda's wedding.  I had the distinct impression that people stayed way longer than they wanted to.  The DJ was kind of ass.  But everything else is good news - the groomsman did a striptease on the dance floor, the best man let me smoke some of his celebratory cigar, my friends were in fine form and the food was good.  Also, Amanda's cousin is a hotass who seriously, seriously reminded me of this porn star (surprisingly enough, not worksafe), and I saw him both lick the corner of his mouth and dance to YMCA like a hip-swingin gay boy.  It was goodness.

When I got home, I discovered that Roomie's dog had eaten half a box of chocolate chip cookies.  MY chocolate chip cookies.  GRR!  ARGH!!  *fume*  And he STILL hasn't gotten milk!  I gave him money!  He said he'd have it yesterday!  I WILL SMITE HIM!

Comments

[darkhavens.livejournal.com]

The pr0n is gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood. :D

And love and hate going to weddings and receptions. There's something about my cleavage that draws the video camera geeks in. If there is a wedding video, my cleavage has a starring role. ::sigh:: Oh, and usually at least one handful of confetti stuffed down there by some joker or another. But the booze and dancing and pretty men in suits tends to make up for it. *g*

SMITE HIM MIGHTILY! And make him replace the cookies.

[winterlive.livejournal.com]

I did. *stands the stance of the mighty and smitey*

[http://users.livejournal.com/_tayler/]

OMG the pRon!!
It is too hot! Have to read it with the fan on...Cannot.Wait.For.More!
*off to comment in Ladycat's journal*

[winterlive.livejournal.com]

Hee. *pet* Thanks, baby doll. You're the cutest.

[finaira.livejournal.com]

The dog hasn't picked up milk yet? How ingrateful is that? Some people's dogs....

[winterlive.livejournal.com]

I eventually had to go get it myself. I mean, Christ, you're a DOG. What are you doing with your day, you can't go get milk? *shakes head disdainfully*

[so-sharlemaine.livejournal.com]

I'm loving this. Which is new for me since I'm not much of a Spander fan. I've added you to my friends list if that's OK.

[winterlive.livejournal.com]

Go right ahead! :) Much much more Spander is in my memories, plus some other stuff. Enjoy! *g*