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Mar. 21st, 2007 11:41 am
[personal profile] winterlive
act one of j2 au novel: complete.


in other news, my latest crackpot theory about lionel luthor is that he is SECRETLY A GOOD GUY.

like. clark and lana get it together and then clark turns into a monster and rules earth with an iron fist.

remember when he was doodling that kryptonian symbol, and it said POWER? remember! and he was all, i will KILL CLARK KENT. and he so did not sound like he was kidding. and why: so his son can be happy? yeah, that really sounds like lionel goddamn luthor, doesn't it. whatevs.

no. it is to SAVE EARTH. from the CATASTROPHE that would be clark/lana. (and evil clark, i guess, whatever, that's secondary.)

and OKAY, so he slapped my husband. but in all fairness, i too was looking at the screen going, uh, lexious, darling, i think you better put in a call to some goons or something to get rid of that body, because hi, the murder scene? a BAD place to store a body. don't be a retard. put in a call, you have goons, this is what they're for. lana would do it in a heartbeat. lex. LEX. WHAT KIND OF A LUTHOR ARE YOU.

so he kind of deserved it.

hee. i love love love this crackheaded show. i ain't even kidding.

Date: 2007-03-21 06:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] attaccabottoni.livejournal.com
I'd take any theory as long as we're saved from the devastating force of Clana.
I'll even accept wedded bliss Mionel as long as Clark stays far, far away from Lana.
Of course it is in Lionel's best interests (whatever his motivations actually are) to separate Lana from Clark. Maybe he's protecting Clark from Lana due to his residual Jor-El feelings (I can't tell what else would influence his protectiveness towards Clark because Martha is being confusing about her son's love life of late).
Maybe he wants Clark for himself. Clionel is less EWWW-inducing than Clana anyway.

I second the crackheaded show love. ;-P
(Sorry about the disjointedness, second all-nighter in a row and is too brain-drained for fandom. *makes crazy faces*)

Date: 2007-03-21 07:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] winterlive.livejournal.com
well, again, i vote that it's to keep clark from turning into the jor-el-mandated undisputed god-king of earth. but that's just a theory. :D

Date: 2007-03-21 07:23 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] trinity_clare
don't be a retard. put in a call, you have goons, this is what they're for. lana would do it in a heartbeat. lex. LEX. WHAT KIND OF A LUTHOR ARE YOU.

Word. I tuned in to that episode to see how bad it had gotten since I stopped watching in season 3. I feel somewhat validated now.

Date: 2007-03-21 07:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] winterlive.livejournal.com
well, in all fairness to the poor darling, this was his first hands-on murder. you're gonna screw up, i think, a little. he was a virgin murderer!! at least he had the sense to hide the evidence. :D

gosh, it's hard out here for a pimp supervillain.

Date: 2007-03-21 08:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tittakv.livejournal.com
Lex was pathetic in that episode. Not even evil, just pathetic. It wasn't pretty. :-(

I was thinking Lionel wants to get his hands on Lana's baby (or whatever it is she's carrying) and figured getting to her would be easier if she's Mrs. Luthor than if she's run away with Clark. I like your idea better, though.

Date: 2007-03-21 08:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] winterlive.livejournal.com
baby's been pathetic lots of times. evil isn't EASY omg. he WAS a good guy, and the transition is hard - sometimes you have to be all harmed with the guilt and the unprepared to LEARN, titta.

i can excuse anything. IT'S CRACK. WHAT DO YOU WANT, SHAKESPEARE?

hee. <3

Date: 2007-03-22 03:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lumenara.livejournal.com
I want Lex and Clark to have sex a lot. The difference in quality between the fic and the show is amazing, and it doesn't favor the show. Even when you don't factor in the big gay sex.

Also, hi! *heart*

Date: 2007-03-22 05:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] winterlive.livejournal.com
man, i don't even care. it's crack and crazy.




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