Attention, Calgarians!

Your town will soon be winterfied!

Yes.  Thanks to robintcj, who clearly does not love me at all, I will be dragged headlong through the wind and rain to the city currently being drowned by God.  The only prayer I have of surviving will be to meet LJers!

poshcat, nihilistbear, indiana_jane_, this means YOU!  Also, I will be meeting Robin's Calgarians - you know who you are, SOFIE!

ETA: Okay, evidently soft_princess is from Montreal. Well, fine. She will be granted honorary Calgarian status while she is here, which will rank her slightly below me, as my town is better, but that's all right. I will be loving her anyway. Also, synful_trixx is Robin's other Calgarian, and strangecreature must also come too. We'll find a Second Cup and roust the lot of 'em with talk of penises!