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Oct. 25th, 2011 11:04 pm
[personal profile] winterlive
while waiting for SOA to download, I am going to do a meme.

1: Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
open. i don't trust those fuckers.

2: Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?
i used to do it religiously, but then they got all fussy about what you could and couldn't put in carry-on, and i rarely travel with checked bags, so.

3: Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
...tucked... yeah, no, my bed is mostly a disaster of many red pillows.

4: Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
no, though i have considered it.

5: Do you like to use post-it notes?
post-its are a necessity in the modern office. i hate them in real life, unless they are forming donkey kong. then they're okay.

6: Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
no. it's just advertising, and i see plenty of that already.

7: Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of bees?
bees, hands down. a pissed off bear will fucking kill me; pissed off bees will terrify the living shit out of me but i will be more likely to survive them. if the bear/bee menace is just nearby and not angry, just lie down. the bees will leave you alone. the bear... might leave you alone, or it might gut you. it's a wild fucking animal, not winnie the pooh. i live near the mountains.

8: Do you have freckles?

9: Do you always smile for pictures?
no, certainly not always.

10: What is your biggest pet peeve?
being interrupted when i'm concentrating.

11: Do you ever count your steps when you walk?

12: Have you ever peed in the woods?

13: What about pooped in the woods?
yep. this is why i don't go to the woods.

14: Do you ever dance even if there's no music playing?
absolutely, and cheerfully.

15: Do you chew your pens and pencils?
yes, though i shouldn't.

16: How many people have you slept with this week?
zero. what a safe question.

17: What size is your bed?
queen. (bitches.)

18: What is your song of the week?
candy shop - 50 cent

19: Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
of course.

20: Do you still watch cartoons?
um. not lately, but i would. oh wait i saw the Under the Red Hood movie, that totally counts.

21: What's your least favorite movie?
i must have blocked the title from my memory, but there's only one movie i just turned off halfway through because i could not for the life of me manage to give a shit anymore.

22: Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?

23: What do you drink with dinner?
agua! dinnertime is so salty.

24: What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
honey mustard or plum sauce.

25: What is your favorite food?

26: What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
you mean which movies HAVE i watched over and over and still loved. ghostbusters. clue. the dark crystal. neverending story. the crow. the craft. shut up.

27: Last person you kissed/kissed you?
oh fuck. this is very difficult. who was it... katrine? probably katrine. then mom before her, and... i'm gonna say rob before that. but then you're into last week, and i lose track.

28: Were you ever a boy/girl scout?
sure was. still have the merit badges.

29: Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
why not? i'm sure as hell not running for office. but probably not unless i was a) making a Statement or b) about to have sex.

30: When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
the day before never. no, wait, i remember doing that back when i was... what, nineteen? twenty? i was being SUPER PRETENTIOUS, though; i was in a long distance ~~relationship~~ with a ~~poet~~ on the ~~coast~~ and we felt our feelings simply couldn't be expressed properly through the pedestrian medium of the internet. about a year afterward might very well be when i became disillusioned with poetry. hm.

31: Can you change the oil on a car?
no. but i have been assured that it is not that hard, and if i had a car, i'd definitely try to learn.

32: Ever gotten a speeding ticket?

33: Ever ran out of gas?

34: Favorite kind of sandwich?
cheddar and honey, do not judge me.

35: Best thing to eat for breakfast?
eggs jonathan with popcorn shrimp, fresh squeezed orange juice and a side of sausage.

36: What is your usual bedtime?
uhhh it probably should be like 10:30 but instead it's usually more like midnight.

37: Are you lazy?
sloth, man. one day. level of hell.

38: When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?
i kind of... didn't, that i recall. possibly this explains why i now have a closet full of costuming, makeup and wigs that i use regularly. halloween is the most wonderful time of the year.

39: What is your Chinese astrological sign?
monkey, and it's apt.

40: How many languages can you speak?
just one fluently, but i have bits of french and german.

41: Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
no. print is dead.

42: Which are better: legos or lincoln logs?
legos, because what's a lincoln log.

43: Are you stubborn?
yes. i wish it wasn't so, but yes.

44: Who is better...Leno or Letterman?
letterman, though they both are useless tits compared to craig ferguson, the true king of late night.

45: Ever watch soap operas?
my grandma used to. i have fond memories of hanging out at her place paying an 18th of my attention to Y&R.

46: Are you afraid of heights?
nope. WHEE!

47: Do you sing in the car?
as often as possible.

48: Do you sing in the shower?
sometimes, if i'm feeling extra awesome.

49: Do you dance in the car?
not often. now and then you gotta, but mostly you're distracting the driver.

50: Ever used a gun?
yep. best first date ever.

51: Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
assuming my mother (who used a fill card and a light meter) doesn't count, that'd be high school.

52: Do you think musicals are cheesy?
of course. that's the whole point.

53: Is Christmas stressful?
christmas DAY is a beautiful time of rest, relaxation, new pajamas and breakfast food for every meal. me and my mom and a fire in the fireplace, drunk on mimosas, giggling ourselves silly over the ref, again.

54: Ever eat a pierogi?
i have eaten so, so many pierogis. zomg nom.

55: Favorite type of fruit pie?
APPLE. proper apple pie cannot be beat.

56: Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
blues singer, film director, mad scientist.

57: Do you believe in ghosts?

58: Ever have a deja-vu feeling?

59: Take a vitamin daily?

60: Wear slippers?
if i could get away with bare feet all the time forever, i would. no.

61: Wear a bath robe?

62: What do you wear to bed?
the softest plaid flannel pants in the world, and one of a collection of shirts that show way, way too much cleavage to be for anything but sleep.

63: First concert?
oh eff. i don't even remember. clapton? bb king? are we counting bar venues, because i dimly remember going to the media club with me ma to see music when i was very young. it was a private club, members only, and kids were allowed so long as parents watched over them carefully. and then there's the folk fest, and i was going to that since i was about 10 or so. it's music, man; you might as well ask me what the first solid food i ever ate was. i don't know. :)

64: Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
k-mart, because wal-mart and target hate gays.

65: Nike or Adidas?
i have a deep-seated loathing of both those brands that doesn't bear examination at this juncture.

66: Cheetos Or Fritos?
cheetos, just so i can get a mountain dew to go with it.

67: Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
sunflower seeds.

68: Ever hear of the group Tres Bien?
uh, no.

69: Ever take dance lessons?

70: Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?

71: Can you curl your tongue?

72: Ever won a spelling bee?
no, though i sure as shit could have. i was a smart little brat.

73: Have you ever cried because you were so happy?

74: Own any record albums?

75: Own a record player?
yesssss. it's not very good but I HAVE IT.

76: Regularly burn incense?
not regularly, just now and then.

77: Ever been in love?

78: Who would you like to see in concert?
EVERYBODY. the black keys. hawksley workman again. jem (not and-the-holograms, a different jem.)

79: What was the last concert you saw?
i forget. um. oh, jazzfest, probably, in new orleans in april. and before that, the railroad revival tour... in new orleans in april. :)

80: Hot tea or cold tea?
cold, but up here we just call that iced tea, and it is always always sweet. always. there is no such thing as just cold tea. y'all made that up, america.

81: Tea or coffee?

82: Sugar or snickerdoodles?

83: Can you swim well?
last i checked, yeah.

84: Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?

85: Are you patient?

86: DJ or band, at a wedding?

87: Ever won a contest?
um. not memorably.

88: Ever have plastic surgery?

89: Which are better: black or green olives?

90: Can you knit or crochet?
crochet, yeah.

91: Best room for a fireplace?
the living room and/or den. someplace where many people can be, and sit, and huddle against one another for excellence.

92: Do you want to get married?
whatever. if it comes up, if it seems like the thing to do, i guess i'll do it... but i have no imminent desire to do it, no.

93: If married, how long have you been married?

94: Who was your HS crush?
i had two. one was my boyfriend, and the other was the boy who was constantly mean to me. in retrospect, i should have toyed with the latter more; i had not realized my power as the possessor of boobs.

95: Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?

96: Do you have kids?

97: Do you want kids?
absolutely not.

98: Whats your favorite color?
right now it's red, but that'll change. i go through the prism.

99: Do you miss anyone right now?
nope. everyone feels pleasantly within reach. except maybe you, [livejournal.com profile] robanybody. you i could have closer. <3

*yes, cee, i stole your olives.
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